How to Get Rid of Nappy Explosion Stains: A No-Nonsense Guide
Ah, the joys of parenting. One minute, your little cherub is cooing sweetly in their onesie, and the next - BOOM! A nappy explosion of epic proportions. It defies the laws of physics, escaping the confines of the nappy and spreading like an unstoppable force across their clothes, your clothes, and sometimes even the couch.
But fear not! If you’ve ever stared in horror at a yellow-brown stain and wondered if that onesie is destined for the bin, I’m here to tell you: it can be saved. Here’s how to tackle baby poo stains like a pro.
1. Act Fast (But Don’t Panic)
The longer that stain sits, the harder it will be to remove. So, as much as you might want to pretend it’s not happening, get cracking. First, remove any solid bits (use a wipe, an old ice -cream stick, or - if you’re really brave - your fingers)!
2. Rinse with Cold Water
Run the stain under cold water (never hot a it’ll set the stain like cement). Hold the fabric so the water flows through the stain from the back, pushing it out rather than deeper into the fibres. 
3. Pre-Treat Like a Boss
Now, it’s time for some stain-fighting action. Here are your best bets:
Napisan or any oxygen-based stain remover: Soak the clothing in a bucket of water with a scoop of this magic powder for at least an hour (overnight is even better).
Dishwashing liquid + bicarb soda: If you don’t have stain remover handy, mix these into a paste, scrub it in with an old toothbrush, and let it sit for 30 minutes.
White vinegar: A natural alternative that helps break down stains. Soak the stain in a mix of vinegar and water for 30 minutes before washing.
4. Wash It (But Check Before Drying)
Throw the clothing into the wash on a normal cycle with your usual detergent. Once done, check the stain before putting it in the dryer - heat will set any remaining marks. If it’s still there, repeat the treatment rather than giving up.
5. The Magic of the Sun
Even if there’s a faint stain left, don’t stress - the Aussie sun is your secret weapon. Hang the clothes outside, and within a few hours, that stain will have faded like it was never there. It’s like nature’s own bleach, but without the chemicals.
6. Prevention (or at Least, Damage Control)
While no nappy is 100% explosion-proof, good quality, well-fitted nappies help. And if you’re using cloth nappies, a liner can make clean-up easier. Having a dedicated “poo emergency kit” (stain remover, gloves, and a sense of humour) on standby doesn’t hurt either.
So there you have it - your battle plan for nappy explosion stains. Because while baby poo is inevitable, ruined clothes don’t have to be. Happy stain-fighting!